You have been granted Level 23 security clearance! You are now an "Unpleasant Sub-Maggot Lifeform!"
You may now view a top-secret image.
A mining expedition recently discovered this structure – apparently constructed by an unknown alien race – while searching the <CLASSIFIED> for valuable <CLASSIFIED>. The miners agreed to keep this discovery secret after they were accidently thrown out an airlock.
A joint military / science team has been dispatched to study this alien space station.
FRIENDLY REMINDER: Remember, this information is classified! If you share classified data, your security clearance will be revoked, and your title will be changed to "Deep-Fried."
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