They like their privacy.

GENERAL ORDER TO SECURITY PERSONNEL:

Remember, station security is paramount. There are reports of pirate activity near the Lyx system, so all unidentified craft approaching Lyx-4 Station are to be destroyed on sight.

Cybernetic Cockroaches

Wow. I almost forgot what my gmail address was.
That was rather embarrassing.

ANYway.


NOTICE TO ALL PERSONNEL

Biomec-Roaches have been spotted in both Storage Sectors and Research Wing A.

Do not leave electrical devices or mechanical parts unattended. All staff have been issued Vector-Class stun pistols. Safety protocol requires that you carry your weapon Belligerence Discourager with you at all times. Be familiar with its use.

Whoever is responsible for letting these vermin on Lyx Station, report to security for execution Friendly Evaluation.

Lyx-4 Station

Construction of a new facility is now complete, and the science team has begun researching the alien station.

Scientific Discovery

You have been granted Level 23 security clearance! You are now an "Unpleasant Sub-Maggot Lifeform!"

You may now view a top-secret image.

A mining expedition recently discovered this structure – apparently constructed by an unknown alien race – while searching the <CLASSIFIED> for valuable <CLASSIFIED>. The miners agreed to keep this discovery secret after they were accidently thrown out an airlock.

A joint military / science team has been dispatched to study this alien space station.

FRIENDLY REMINDER: Remember, this information is classified! If you share classified data, your security clearance will be revoked, and your title will be changed to "Deep-Fried."

Have a nice day!